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40+ incredible accounting pick up lines

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By Marina Lovejoy-Black, Last Updated September 18, 2023

Pick-up lines never fail to brighten anyone’s day. And, for accountants, this is especially true given the amount of paperwork they have to battle on a daily basis. Why not lighten the burden with a good laugh?

Whether you’re looking to charm someone or just start a conversation, don’t hesitate to use one of these gems to give you a headstart.


Be prepared to cringe! These lines won’t exactly earn you the nickname “smooth operator” but they’re guaranteed to get a few laughs from everyone. 

Let’s fill out a 1040 — you’re a 10, and I’m 40.

Babe, you SUTA my needs.

Are you a corporate bond? Cause I’m accruing interest in you!

I’m done being a sole proprietor, let’s form a partnership!

Girl, are you costing inventory right now? Cause you are the LIFO da Party!

It’s accrual world out there but I’m willing to invest in you.

You must be from accounting because I was ac-counting on seeing you later.

I may not be Heath, but I can sure balance your ledger.

What are you doing on Saturday night? Because I’m accounting on taking you out.

I think I could add some serious value to your account.

You must be a one-sided balance sheet, with all assets and no liabilities.

Hey handsome, you remind me of all the journal entries you did today because you and I just add up.

So do you file electronically around here often?

How’re things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?

Accounting is a numbers game, so why not give me yours?

Listen, honey, being with me is so good it's taxable.


Ooh la la! Dropping one of these romantic pick-up lines might mark the start of a beautiful love story…

For you boo, I’d drop the first n in my finance just to be your fiancé.

You don’t need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.

I know I shouldn’t use the direct write-off method, but I’ll do it for you.

My feelings for you will never depreciate.

Please, baby, let me withhold you!

Baby, you're not just another journal entry, you balance my books.

My love for you has an estimated useful life of forever.

You should have listed me as a deduction because I’m dependent on your love.

I’m done being a sole proprietor, let’s form a partnership.

You definitely fill the GAAP in my heart.

You are audit I need.

Are you my revenue? Because baby, I’m so loss without you.

Can you be my accountant, because it’s too taxing for me not to love you.


Designed for the daring, these saucy pick-up lines will have your accounting crush lost for words.

How about we get out of here and appreciate each other’s assets.

You got a nice pair of W-2’s.

You make my pants file for an extension.

Are you 1040EZ? Cause I need to fill you in.

How do you feel about the double-entry method?

In my office, “I.R.S.” stands for ‘I’m really sexy.’

Hey girl, you have got a GREAT figure. You must be an accountant!

Baby, let’s get fiscal!

I don’t care if you’re rich or poor because I will make your cash flow.

Hey cutie, I’ll show you my spreadsheets if you show me yours.

After filing today, I learned I have quite a strong flexible spending account. Are you flexible?

This inquiry has been nice, but I'd like to do a walk through of your operations.

What do you say we go back to my place for some agreed upon procedures?

Concluding Thoughts 

Accounting puns can be a super fun way to make a lasting impression on your crush and win them over by either making them blush or giving them the uncontrollable giggles. Either way, these will definitely lighten the mood and give them something to think about. 

Any great ones you think we missed? Feel free to let us know of any honourable mentions in the comments section below.


Marina Lovejoy-Black

Marina is a bilingual writer, graduate and dedicated member of the Content Snare team. She acquired her passion for writing through years of extensive blogging experience, during which she created both casual content for her readers and promotional content for a variety of household names for sponsored campaigns. A technology aficionado, Marina now spends her time helping customers and prospects get the most out of Content Snare.